JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
