Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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