I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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