East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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