HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
whose parrot is this?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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