shes about as inviting as chlamydia
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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