he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Randomize
