I think my fart just growled at me.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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