I'm eating all of the evidence.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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