I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
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i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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