when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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