I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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