I'm sorry my penis didn't work
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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