Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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