She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
