Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She's JV to your varsity
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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