haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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