It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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