I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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