I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
