you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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