I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
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The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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