I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
