I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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