idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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