is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Fuck appropriateness.
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
40s are totally the cure
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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