So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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