Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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