I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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