the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
birth control should be required to get into college
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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