just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
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