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• (805): View more from California

  someone threw a dead crab at me

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.

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• (510): View more from California

  Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend

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  I love it when he cheats on me with nice people

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.

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