I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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