it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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