found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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