He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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