Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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