Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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