What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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