remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I wish you could order shots online.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
