sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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