clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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