So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Randomize
