I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
