the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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