Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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