Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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