Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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