Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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