HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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