You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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