Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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