well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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