Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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